After roughly 10 months of anticipation, the 2026 model of “High School” has dropped. The product was expected to have updates in the “construction” edit, which resulted in constant pounding noises, not the fun kind. Additionally, many users reported feeling that the senior package left them in a confusing mix of nostalgia and relentless lack of motivation. Let’s dive into the best and worst features of this model.

Hallways-⅕ 

Traffic flow systems were largely offline, leading to many collisions and slow-walker road rage. Hopefully, this will be fixed in the next update. Also not appreciated is the limited transition time; only 10 minutes to get from one side of campus to the other is not recommended for portable users. It is worth noting that the bandwidth cannot handle this many personnel units in the math hall. 

Library- ⅘ 

Cold air units were found to cause direct rebooting of computing power for many users. Lowered volume settings also contributed to increased studying capacity. However,  refueling is still banned, so it’s not fully specced out yet. 

Lunch-⅗  

This level was too short, but could hopefully be optimized in the next semester by reducing the “SMART” category.  Student users have also repeatedly called for upgrades to the “off-campus mode” to increase sidequest possibilities. I am currently on the ‘budget trim’ edition, so the lunch experience is not fully maxed out yet.

Desks-⅘ 

Perhaps one of the most slept-on parts of this package, “Desks’” sleek design, built in the 21st century imsoboredrn style, has a lot to offer. It is worth noting that the ergonomic support could use improvement, especially in the AP testing sector, where long sedentary operating hours can cause back pain.