Dear Diary, 

I am very excited this morning. I’m going out to dinner tonight for my friend’s birthday. We are going to spend the day in the city, and it’s going to be unlike any other day. First, we’re heading to Chestnut Street, and then we’re stopping by Brandy Melville for some shopping. And the best part: we’re eating at Delarosa! It’s like super underground, and no one really knows about it. I downloaded this new app that gives me my daily horoscope every day and…wait hold on….my phone is buzzing. Ugh! If it’s from Chad, I am going to lose it. He can try to apologize all he wants but nothing will make me forgive that little motherfu– Actually, you know what? I’m too mature for him and I won’t get into it right now. Oh, the notification was actually my horoscope for the day. 

Scorpio Monday: Good morning, Scorpio! Hope you slept well because you are going to need it. So, unfortunately, the stars decided to just not align for you today! We are very sorry about that. Today is going to be one of the most traumatic days of your life. But don’t let it get you down, just follow your heart and make the most of it. You may be approached by someone today, perhaps someone from your past. Don’t listen to them; trust your instincts. 

Dear Diary, 

So last night was just not it. I went to dinner and we saw literally everyone there, so many people from school, but it was okay because they were all chill. It was going fine, but I remembered my horoscope from yesterday morning saying my day was going to be super traumatic, and I thought maybe Chad would show up. I just got paranoid so I freaked out, started crying and left halfway through the day. But- Oh wait, here’s my horoscope for today…

Scorpio Tuesday: Heyyyyyy! So… did we survive yesterday? Yah? Awesome. Today is going to be a little more mundane, but once again the stars are still just not working with you. Communication is going to be difficult for you today — you’re probably overthinking right now. But try to just keep pushing through. 

Dear Diary,

Okay, you know what? I read my horoscope for today, and after last night and now this, I think I’m gonna just stay home today. I was gonna hang out with my friends but I just can’t really be social with them today. I would have to do a lot of small talk and I just can’t deal. It’s probably better; I was kind of feeling like canceling and now my horoscope is saying that communication is going to be difficult. It’s already set in fate, so why would I try to mess with that? It just doesn’t make sense.

Scorpio Wednesday: Hello!! I hope we are up and ready to go, because…drumroll please…today is going to be a day to remember! The stars have finally worked in your favor and your day is going to be filled with love and happiness. There may be some rekindling of an old flame, possibly an ex-lover. So stay on the lookout — there will be many signs today!

Dear Diary,

Today I’m not doing so well. I was going to start fresh, but all of my friends are mad at me for canceling the other day, so they didn’t invite me to get ready with them for this party tonight. But I just got a notification from my horoscope app saying that today is gonna be an exciting day. I was literally thinking about the party when I got the notification — it’s a sign I should still go. I’m just gonna keep an open mind.

Dear Diary, 

Soooooo… a little bit of an update. Remember that party I said I was going to go to last night? Well, I went, and I ran into Chad. I told myself I was going to take everything as a sign, so Chad and I got to talking. Basically…nothing happened, okay? I swear. NOTHING happened. But…we are going to lunch today, I don’t really want to go, but like I said: I’m just keeping an open mind.

Dear Diary, 

Just got back from lunch, I am never going to speak to Chad again. I swear I lose brain cells talking to that man. Let’s just say Chad is not rad. I knew it would be like this. What was I thinking? I was so set on never talking to him again. Why would I even consider giving him a second chance? I can’t eve-

Scorpio Thursday: Good afternoon girly!! Today is another craz-

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Dear Diary,

Finally a break, a fresh start to put my wants first. On another note: Chad’s best friend, Brad, was looking kind of cute the other day. Just throwing that out there.